Friday, May 1, 2009

The Obama Code

No doubt with the impending vacancy among the Supremes, our fearless leader will apply his formidable, post-partisan intellect to suss out the most meritorious legal and Constitutional scholar to help preserve and protect the Republic.

Am I glad His Holiness won the election! Can you imagine who McCain would have likely tried to stuff on the bench? I mean, think of it... we'd probably get stuck with another Catholic White Guy... And God knows we are putting that sort of partisanship behind us! And, anyway, surely we don't want Catholics (who are sworn to follow this crazy Hitler Youth around... can't have an American with Split Loyalties in such high places, after all...)

Barack, may Allah bless Him, is like so totally good looking and contemplative. I mean talk about someone who knows a thing or two about the danger of allowing consideration of merit when filling vacant posts for important positions! Why, he himself was judged by many to be unfit to serve... but now, Allah be praised, we have an incredibly qualified community organizer sitting in the White House! A real Man of the People - not unlike Mao, Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Che, Castro in his awesome charisma! I mean, he speaks and it's like the heavens open up! Surely he will not be guided by self-interest and DC politics... right?

3 comments:

  1. I would hope his compassion and intellect - qualities he refined during his years as a community organizer and constitutional law professor - would guide him to select someone who will uphold the laws of the constitution. And not nominate someone who was his personal attorney.

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  2. quid pro quo is all the rage in DC, so I wouldn't hold my breath.

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  3. He has as some say broken constiutional law already seeing as he was not born in United States but in Kenya. Why would he want some that would uphold the constitution.

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